Prof: “The exam will be straightforward and straight from the lecture notes”

whatweshouldcallubc:

  • "It’ll be just like the practice test."
  • "I’m not trying to trick you with the questions."
  • "It will mainly focus on material after the midterm.”
  • "I don’t want you to memorize details, but understand concepts."

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-Campus Squirrel

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bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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catastrofe:

dream job

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

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mashup-central:

So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

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holyshitballsjessicalange:

American Horror Story: Freak Show main titles

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im-heem:

80HD