bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: basedgosh, via encourage)

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theirishshit:

everyones getting in relationships and I can’t even find my other sock

(via trust)

226,224 notes

teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

(via joshpeck)

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kimplz:

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT